Friday, August 21, 2015

Once upon a time, I was bored inside this huge castle and made a blog. This is me.

First of all
That's me. If you make fun of my ears, I swear to the king, I will find you.

Interests:
  • Light
  • Books
  • Music
  • Adventures


Bucket List:
  • Get a smaller computer (You have no idea how hard it is for me to type each individual letter. I've been writing this post for WEEKS).
  • Get an artificial tail (Like a rope or thread or something, I don't really care.)
  • Get swole (I'm sick and tired of being called "small" and, as my mum puts it, "Such the skinny mouse.") 
Favorite things:
  • The Princess
  • Soup
  • Stories
  • Netflix & chill
  • The Kings' songs
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Q: Are you really a mouse?
A: No, I'm a human in a mouse costume

Q: Why do you take so long to reply?
A: See Bucket List, bullet #1

Q: What happened to your tail?
A: I had a run-in with an angry kitchen knife. Maybe it was having a bad day cutting onions or something.

Q: Are you and the princess a thing?
A: We're not in the best of situations currently. She almost stepped on me, so I'm kind of upset about that.